Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by Jonesie » Wed May 04, 2022 10:22 am

panoramic wrote:
Tue May 03, 2022 6:56 am
I feel like we are missing 20 or so potential TOANZ responders here in 2022 and this makes me sad.... I do wonder if the KEEF loves these, I'd wager he does with his undying potency.

I've heard tell these will propel your epiphone $90 lp jr dumpster guitars into the stratosphere of the global TOANZ BOANZ community.

Wait, did someone mention Kurtz Toanz and M@J@?

MOAR.

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by JSett » Wed May 04, 2022 1:16 pm

Jonesie wrote:
Wed May 04, 2022 10:22 am
panoramic wrote:
Tue May 03, 2022 6:56 am
I feel like we are missing 20 or so potential TOANZ responders here in 2022 and this makes me sad.... I do wonder if the KEEF loves these, I'd wager he does with his undying potency.

I've heard tell these will propel your epiphone $90 lp jr dumpster guitars into the stratosphere of the global TOANZ BOANZ community.

Wait, did someone mention Kurtz Toanz and M@J@?

MOAR.
We all know the path to Kurdtz Toanz isn't bejewelled cables, it's one of these...

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Silly Rabbit, don't you know scooped mids are for kids?

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by panoramic » Thu May 05, 2022 4:22 am

johnnysomersett wrote:
Wed May 04, 2022 1:16 pm
Jonesie wrote:
Wed May 04, 2022 10:22 am
panoramic wrote:
Tue May 03, 2022 6:56 am
I feel like we are missing 20 or so potential TOANZ responders here in 2022 and this makes me sad.... I do wonder if the KEEF loves these, I'd wager he does with his undying potency.

I've heard tell these will propel your epiphone $90 lp jr dumpster guitars into the stratosphere of the global TOANZ BOANZ community.

Wait, did someone mention Kurtz Toanz and M@J@?

MOAR.
We all know the path to Kurdtz Toanz isn't bejewelled cables, it's one of these...

Image
is that the new SD-1 Mod Keeley is suggesting will transport us all back to 1991?
I used to be cool, now I just complain about prices.

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by Jonesie » Thu May 05, 2022 5:05 am

panoramic wrote:
Thu May 05, 2022 4:22 am
johnnysomersett wrote:
Wed May 04, 2022 1:16 pm
Jonesie wrote:
Wed May 04, 2022 10:22 am


Wait, did someone mention Kurtz Toanz and M@J@?

MOAR.
We all know the path to Kurdtz Toanz isn't bejewelled cables, it's one of these...

Image
is that the new SD-1 Mod Keeley is suggesting will transport us all back to 1991?
Keeley won't stop bugging me to get one.

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by JackFawkes » Thu May 05, 2022 9:16 am

johnnysomersett wrote:
Wed May 04, 2022 1:16 pm
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Despite all her rage, she is still just a wasp in some glaze...

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by JSett » Thu May 05, 2022 9:46 am

:D :D :D
Silly Rabbit, don't you know scooped mids are for kids?

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by Fiddy » Thu May 05, 2022 2:04 pm

TONZ > TOANZ

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by smjenkins » Thu May 05, 2022 9:15 pm

tribi9 wrote:
Thu May 05, 2022 2:04 pm
TONZ > TOANZ
MASSIVE TONZ

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by modelT » Fri May 06, 2022 2:04 am

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Just look at the neck of the Fender Custom Shop Telecaster Danny Gatton Signature
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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by panoramic » Fri May 06, 2022 3:00 am

tribi9 wrote:
Thu May 05, 2022 2:04 pm
TONZ > TOANZ
H34VY TO4NZ 4 D4YZ, send R1FF5
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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by Jonesie » Fri May 06, 2022 5:18 am

Someone needs to throw in a pair of bedazzled motherbuckers in with the purchase of any of these cables.

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by Steadyriot. » Sun May 08, 2022 1:04 am

tammyw wrote:
Wed May 04, 2022 2:31 am
It looks like it's only twenty 3mm crystals, I don't think it's going to do much. Especially not without a matching cable. I think they could have done better. I'd probably get it if it came in more colors.
Matching cable you say..!
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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by tammyw » Tue May 10, 2022 4:22 am

That's exactly the cable I need! Can't believe they're discontinued. crushed :'(
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