Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

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Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by marqueemoon » Mon May 02, 2022 9:27 pm

Maybe you need some of these?

I love that there's a technical drawing that shows the bling. Not gonna lie, if these were a lil' bit cheaper and came in a right angle version I would be tempted.

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by JSett » Mon May 02, 2022 10:47 pm

Stated features:

"Fancy, noble, valuable, attractive package - an eye catcher"

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by DeathJag » Mon May 02, 2022 10:51 pm

I need those for all my guitar cables. Wait! I can get a Bedazzler and make my own!

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by PorkyPrimeCut » Mon May 02, 2022 11:19 pm

How much do these cost? (asking for someone else) :shifty:
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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by Steadyriot. » Tue May 03, 2022 1:07 am

I would’ve sworn these used to come in angled too but I can’t find proof of those ever existing.. memory and the mind are a fickle thing.


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How much do these cost? (asking for someone else) :shifty:
About €15,- a pop!
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Post by CorporateDisguise » Tue May 03, 2022 2:52 am

Gwenyth Paltrow told me to keep one of these up my bum at times. It wards away evil spirits, and and pulls all of my negative energy out my bum.

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by panoramic » Tue May 03, 2022 6:56 am

I feel like we are missing 20 or so potential TOANZ responders here in 2022 and this makes me sad.... I do wonder if the KEEF loves these, I'd wager he does with his undying potency.

I've heard tell these will propel your epiphone $90 lp jr dumpster guitars into the stratosphere of the global TOANZ BOANZ community.
I used to be cool, now I just complain about prices.

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by pacemaker » Tue May 03, 2022 1:31 pm

panoramic wrote:
Tue May 03, 2022 6:56 am
I feel like we are missing 20 or so potential TOANZ responders here in 2022 and this makes me sad....
toanz 8)

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by mcbrandt » Tue May 03, 2022 3:17 pm

panoramic wrote:
Tue May 03, 2022 6:56 am
I feel like we are missing 20 or so potential TOANZ responders here in 2022 and this makes me sad.... I do wonder if the KEEF loves these, I'd wager he does with his undying potency.
It makes me sad too. I always enjoyed how people would talk about pairing something like this up with their mojo filled vitnage guitar to play some riffs by Teh Kurtz.

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by smjenkins » Tue May 03, 2022 8:06 pm

I just cannot believe those are two actual products on the actual Neutrik website. They are a serious company, the only way they would allow this to officially exist is if the crystals increased toanz. They obviously must.

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by tammyw » Wed May 04, 2022 2:31 am

It looks like it's only twenty 3mm crystals, I don't think it's going to do much. Especially not without a matching cable. I think they could have done better. I'd probably get it if it came in more colors.
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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by marqueemoon » Wed May 04, 2022 6:14 am

tammyw wrote:
Wed May 04, 2022 2:31 am
I'd probably get it if it came in more colors.
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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by panoramic » Wed May 04, 2022 6:28 am

pacemaker wrote:
Tue May 03, 2022 1:31 pm
panoramic wrote:
Tue May 03, 2022 6:56 am
I feel like we are missing 20 or so potential TOANZ responders here in 2022 and this makes me sad....
toanz 8)
Ahh.... you've been missed sir!
I used to be cool, now I just complain about prices.

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by panoramic » Wed May 04, 2022 6:29 am

mcbrandt wrote:
Tue May 03, 2022 3:17 pm
panoramic wrote:
Tue May 03, 2022 6:56 am
I feel like we are missing 20 or so potential TOANZ responders here in 2022 and this makes me sad.... I do wonder if the KEEF loves these, I'd wager he does with his undying potency.
It makes me sad too. I always enjoyed how people would talk about pairing something like this up with their mojo filled vitnage guitar to play some riffs by Teh Kurtz.
hopefully we can lure some of them back in time. I was also missing for a few years so it is possible!
I used to be cool, now I just complain about prices.

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Re: Have your toanz lost their sparkle?

Post by pacemaker » Wed May 04, 2022 10:12 am

panoramic wrote:
Wed May 04, 2022 6:29 am
mcbrandt wrote:
Tue May 03, 2022 3:17 pm
panoramic wrote:
Tue May 03, 2022 6:56 am
I feel like we are missing 20 or so potential TOANZ responders here in 2022 and this makes me sad.... I do wonder if the KEEF loves these, I'd wager he does with his undying potency.
It makes me sad too. I always enjoyed how people would talk about pairing something like this up with their mojo filled vitnage guitar to play some riffs by Teh Kurtz.
hopefully we can lure some of them back in time. I was also missing for a few years so it is possible!
I lurk fairly consistently and post now and again.

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