Is that a guitar in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

For guitars of the straight waisted variety (or reverse offset).
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Is that a guitar in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Post by spacecadet » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:49 pm

A man shoplifted a guitar in his pants  ;D

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23940033/

Wasn't a particularly small one either - was a Strat!

Just thought it was funny enough to share.
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Post by BenHagerty » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:04 pm

Haha that is hilarious
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Post by Mighty Tom » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:57 pm

When you gotta rock, you gotta rock.
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Post by the older brother » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:49 pm

;D
Someone knows where I can find the nearest woodchipper to throw my pieces of junk into?
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Post by northern_dirt » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:56 pm

spacecadet wrote: A man shoplifted a guitar in his pants  ;D

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23940033/

Wasn't a particularly small one either - was a Strat!

Just thought it was funny enough to share.
PFFFT... Strats...
Youd think he'd at least have gone shortscale.. hahaa
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Post by forevergone » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:44 pm

offsets are too good to be stolen  ::)
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Post by northern_dirt » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:43 pm

forevergone wrote: offsets are too good to be stolen  ::)
haha...
tell that to the guys who ripped off SY and Dino JR
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Post by cestlamort » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:51 pm

kinda makes sense: jam the neck down the pant leg, put your shirt over the body and out you go. 
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Post by northern_dirt » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:52 pm

cestlamort wrote: kinda makes sense: jam the neck down the pant leg, put your shirt over the body and out you go. 


What if its a Gretsch White Falcon?  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Dirty_boots » Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:43 am

northern_dirt wrote:
cestlamort wrote: kinda makes sense: jam the neck down the pant leg, put your shirt over the body and out you go. 


What if its a Gretsch White Falcon?  ;D ;D ;D
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I doubt you'd get very far trying to steal Darth Vader's twin neck SG like that, either
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Post by kle » Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:52 am

Well, you have two legs, so this won't be a big problem, besides Vader.
But then, if the guitar has three necks...you know where this is going...
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