Dumb names for future boutique pedals
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The Aersomith modulation pedal that promises much, but only actually delivers one sound:
“Don’t bore us, get to the chorus”
“Don’t bore us, get to the chorus”
I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion?
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Re: Dumb names for future boutique pedals
It comes with two Bostonians leaning into your face, yelling at you with Narragansett breath about how Aerosmith is the greatest band to ever come from Boston yah fahkin losah.sal paradise wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 1:42 amThe Aersomith modulation pedal that promises much, but only actually delivers one sound:
“Don’t bore us, get to the chorus”
Two of them, so it's in stereo.
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A noise gate/ducking device that automatically drops your volume down during the bridge section.
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Wouldn't sell. They'd have to give it away.fuzzjunkie wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 7:23 amA noise gate/ducking device that automatically drops your volume down during the bridge section.
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Now.
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Re: Dumb names for future boutique pedals
Why not an Archer Phasor called "Phasing"?Shadoweclipse13 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 13, 2022 10:18 pmOh my god, these are both amazing! If we are going with a theme of adult-oriented animation show-themed pedals, how about a looper pedal with a picture of Archer called "Phrasing"?
You could do a whole run of Archer themed ones:
A ridiculously powerful clean boost called "Lana!"
A digital delay called "Like the Old Gypsy Woman Said"
A Rat clone called "Woodhouse"
A stereo chorus called "Barry/Other Barry"
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Oh my god, yes!! Those are amazinghulakatt wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 1:50 pmWhy not an Archer Phasor called "Phasing"?Shadoweclipse13 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 13, 2022 10:18 pmOh my god, these are both amazing! If we are going with a theme of adult-oriented animation show-themed pedals, how about a looper pedal with a picture of Archer called "Phrasing"?
You could do a whole run of Archer themed ones:
A ridiculously powerful clean boost called "Lana!"
A digital delay called "Like the Old Gypsy Woman Said"
A Rat clone called "Woodhouse"
A stereo chorus called "Barry/Other Barry"
Pickup Switching Mad Scientist
http://www.offsetguitars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=104282&p=1438384#p1438384
http://www.offsetguitars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=104282&p=1438384#p1438384
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Re: Dumb names for future boutique pedals
How about a super dark and heavy octave fuzz named "Meowschwitz"? Sorry. I love Babu.Shadoweclipse13 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 2:21 pmOh my god, yes!! Those are amazinghulakatt wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 1:50 pmWhy not an Archer Phasor called "Phasing"?Shadoweclipse13 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 13, 2022 10:18 pmOh my god, these are both amazing! If we are going with a theme of adult-oriented animation show-themed pedals, how about a looper pedal with a picture of Archer called "Phrasing"?
You could do a whole run of Archer themed ones:
A ridiculously powerful clean boost called "Lana!"
A digital delay called "Like the Old Gypsy Woman Said"
A Rat clone called "Woodhouse"
A stereo chorus called "Barry/Other Barry"
She/Her
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The Wookie
A Wooly Mammoth clone boxed up with a Blue Box sun-octave clone.
A Wooly Mammoth clone boxed up with a Blue Box sun-octave clone.
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Re: Dumb names for future boutique pedals
I think a loud boost would better be titled, "Mop, mop. Mmmmmop!"
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Re: Dumb names for future boutique pedals
hulakatt wrote: ↑Fri Sep 16, 2022 10:47 amHow about a super dark and heavy octave fuzz named "Meowschwitz"? Sorry. I love Babu.Shadoweclipse13 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 2:21 pmOh my god, yes!! Those are amazinghulakatt wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 1:50 pm
Why not an Archer Phasor called "Phasing"?
You could do a whole run of Archer themed ones:
A ridiculously powerful clean boost called "Lana!"
A digital delay called "Like the Old Gypsy Woman Said"
A Rat clone called "Woodhouse"
A stereo chorus called "Barry/Other Barry"
We could get really specific here. The boost pedal could be called "Mop, mop. Mmmmop." with a volume knob labeled "Laaaannnaaaa!" and a gain knob labeled "This is why we can't have nice things" (or vice versa). Damn, now I want to make this pedal. Maybe a DOD 250 clone? Or a dirty boost with a picture of Archer sloppy drunk.
EDIT: The more I think about it, the more perfect Archer as a whole is...
Slow Gear clone with Ray in the wheelchair
Fat boost clone with Pam on it
MIDI controller with Carol/Cheryl/Cherlene called "you're not my supervisor!"
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Re: Dumb names for future boutique pedals
I think we're all forgetting the Dr Krieger bit-crusher. Or should it have Krieger on it but be called the Fisto Roboto?
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You could also rebrand the Korg Miku as a Krieger/Mitsuko pedal.
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Re: Dumb names for future boutique pedals
my first Rat clone was called Capybara because i used some old giant flanger enclosure to house it and had switches for a LOT of mods.JackFawkes wrote: ↑Tue Sep 13, 2022 7:44 amPretty sure not one, but two companies have already done thatShadoweclipse13 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 12, 2022 9:43 pmHow about a RAT-type named "R.O.U.S." (Rodent Of Unusual Size)?
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