"Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
- offsets4life
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
Someone described a Guild S-200 as "an SG that had been left in the sun and melted."
This is what happens when you give a novice woodsmith a router and a whole lot of bad LSD.
- s_mcsleazy
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
that is technically offset. it doesnt have an asymetrical waistoffsets4life wrote: ↑Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:50 pm
Someone described a Guild S-200 as "an SG that had been left in the sun and melted."
This is what happens when you give a novice woodsmith a router and a whole lot of bad LSD.
offset guitars resident bass player.
'Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson? Or do you just want me to solder a couple of resistors into your Muff?'
'Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson? Or do you just want me to solder a couple of resistors into your Muff?'
- venompstinger
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
antigua finish anyone?
- Pacafeliz
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
...we'll at least he tried...
i love delay SO much ...that i procrastinate all the time.
- offsets4life
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
But... The top horn is pointy...s_mcsleazy wrote: ↑Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:38 amthat is technically offset. it doesnt have an asymetrical waistoffsets4life wrote: ↑Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:50 pm
Someone described a Guild S-200 as "an SG that had been left in the sun and melted."
This is what happens when you give a novice woodsmith a router and a whole lot of bad LSD.
Gourd, looking at that thing for too long is painful, and I'm not even a huge Strat fan anyway.
- oid
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
Hi, my name is oid and I like Antigua finishes.
Logic gates based on billiard-ball computer designs have also been made to operate using live soldier crabs of the species Mictyris guinotae in place of the billiard balls.
- aliendawg
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
antiqua finishes are a mistake even when done the right way
"With the resurgence of offsets it seems like we're also seeing a resurgence of people who don't know what to do with them" - 601210
- s_mcsleazy
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
i dont hate it but it is very poorly done and i think if your gonna do a antigua finish, have a black pickguard.
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
[quote=s_mcsleazy post_id=1521387
i dont hate it but it is very poorly done and i think if your gonna do a antigua finish, have a black pickguard.
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it is not Antigua without the matching pickguard!
I have no issues with the body, it's not terribly done, pick guard needs a touch up. That head stock looks like ass and I doubt I could live with it.
i dont hate it but it is very poorly done and i think if your gonna do a antigua finish, have a black pickguard.
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it is not Antigua without the matching pickguard!
I have no issues with the body, it's not terribly done, pick guard needs a touch up. That head stock looks like ass and I doubt I could live with it.
Logic gates based on billiard-ball computer designs have also been made to operate using live soldier crabs of the species Mictyris guinotae in place of the billiard balls.
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
1986 MIJ on a french website :
Should be in jail...
PS : Nope, it's not a light shade...
Should be in jail...
PS : Nope, it's not a light shade...
- HH1978
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
Someone wants 8000 € for this butchered 1962 JM, with a dead neck pickup. (Apparently belonged to a famous dutch band, but all pictures show a regular sunburst one, so they're probably not responsible for the mess )
- Squirrel
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
Meh, it's certainly saveable, unlike some of the other crap in this thread. Fill in the routing, replace the pickguard, refinish it in a solid colour and you're good to go. Not for 8000 euros though.
- higgsblossom
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
8000€ = 16 Squier J Mascis Jazzmasters. Or 6 "Traditional 60s" Jazzmasters. Or one very good vintage Jazzmaster. But not this.
"500€? That's the price of a J Mascis Jazzmaster!"
- HH1978
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
totally agreed!
- higgsblossom
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"
I should never have done this calculation. Now all the time I'm thinking about where I could put up sixteen J Mascis-Jazzmasters...
"500€? That's the price of a J Mascis Jazzmaster!"