"crackwhore" facts
- Pacafeliz
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
Ya hoo!!!
This thread will never die!
This thread will never die!
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i love delay SO much ...that i procrastinate all the time.
- biro
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
+1Stereordinary wrote:Best post ever.Hiwatt Bob wrote:Jesus walks on water, Crackwhore swims through land.
can't stop laughing...
- s_mcsleazy
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
the crackwhore is louder unplugged than sunn o)))
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'Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson? Or do you just want me to solder a couple of resistors into your Muff?'
'Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson? Or do you just want me to solder a couple of resistors into your Muff?'
- biro
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
the crackwhore is chuck norris' weapon of choice
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
crackwhore was on the grassy knoll
in the coldest night / huddled 'round the dying embers
- MattK
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
Standard Jaguar has a strangle switch, Crackwhore has FORCE CHOKE.
- s_mcsleazy
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
crackwhore did not need to be shipped to germany. she can teleport if you turn the tone down.
offset guitars resident bass player.
'Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson? Or do you just want me to solder a couple of resistors into your Muff?'
'Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson? Or do you just want me to solder a couple of resistors into your Muff?'
- invisible man
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
Teleporting is more for guitars afraid of road wear. More likely she swam the Atlantic crossing with no case, feeding on Great White Sharks, harpooning Narwhals, tipping Polar Bears off their ice floes just so she could gore them.s_mcsleazy wrote:crackwhore did not need to be shipped to germany. she can teleport if you turn the tone down.
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- hornz
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
The crackwhore spends Sunday evenings making soap with Tyler Durden.
hornz
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- Pacafeliz
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
hornz wrote:The crackwhore spends Sunday evenings making soap with Tyler Durden.
i love delay SO much ...that i procrastinate all the time.
- s_mcsleazy
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
angela merkle had to personally bury the crachwhore 20ft underground as her screams nearly destroyed the country.
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'Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson? Or do you just want me to solder a couple of resistors into your Muff?'
'Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson? Or do you just want me to solder a couple of resistors into your Muff?'
- PJazzmaster
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
when plugged into an amp: the "Merkel Rhombus" is the only scientifically proven way to protect yourself from crackwhores desctructive feedback waves
- hydra19
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
I'm starting to think the crackwhore found out about this thread, and all of a sudden it stopped, took all the posters with it into the volcano and they were never seen again, except if you look with a magnifying glass into the tort, you'll see them in there, trapped trying to get out and calling for help, this is the resonance attributed to the CW, it's actually cries for help from the souls of the posters in this thread.....hang on, there's someone at the door, although the doorbell ring sounds more like a 60's E string twang, wonder who's there?
- Pacafeliz
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
wow it's been 8 years already...
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i love delay SO much ...that i procrastinate all the time.
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