Ugliest guitars thread...

[spacewhale]

I can't believe the price they wanted for that on ebay, it think it was £15000-£20000 or something stupid

[OnlyVees]

Found.



I would so rock that...

Now, I have to find that dolphin guitar.

[Poop]

Somebody put a lot of work into that but still...                   

[spacewhale]

[fuzzking]

Found.



I would so rock that...

Now, I have to find that dolphin guitar.

i want a double body guitar, each body in the shape of a unicorn, and they would be crossing their horns, and sparks would emit from there.

[Max]

 

[rickenmetal]

It's not ugly at all, it depends on your culture.

[Poop]

That's fucking obscene.         
Although I think that Van Halen's guitar is one of the most hideous monstrosities to ever taint my eyes, I can understand some loser doing it to a bunch of shitty axes. But why the fuck would you paint your drills?!                 

[garyptaszek]

That's fucking obscene.         
Although I think that Van Halen's guitar is one of the most hideous monstrosities to ever taint my eyes, I can understand some loser doing it to a bunch of shitty axes. But why the fuck would you paint your drills?!         :k     :k   :k   :k   :k

I like them 

[CaptainCrunch]

Anything BC Rich puts out is always godawful looking.

Hah! I just bought a BC Rich Ironbird - the most retardedly pointy guitar ever! I was a super huge Sepultura fan as a kid, and Max used to play one.

I kinda like that Samurai one, I remember seeing it before, it reminded me of something from Hojo's lab in Final Fantasy VII 

And it has a fuckin' sword in it! Who doesn't want a guitar with a sword in it?? 

And any guitar with a sword in it is unspeakably awesome, regardless of how ugly it may be.

What about a guitar with a removable chainsaw? That would be sweet.

[Mad-Mike]

That's fucking obscene.         
Although I think that Van Halen's guitar is one of the most hideous monstrosities to ever taint my eyes, I can understand some loser doing it to a bunch of shitty axes. But why the fuck would you paint your drills?!         :k     :k   :k   :k   :k

I like them 

Actually, that guy is pretty infamous on the "shredder guitar" boards, particularly the Van-Halen boards.  The signifigance of the drills being painted is because Edward had them.  When Van-Halen released For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge in 1991, there was a song called Poundcake on it, and Edward Van-Halen was making noises with his guitar using a cordless drill against the strings above the pickups to make the sounds in that song.  All those guitars are pretty good replicas of various candy-stripe guitars Edward had over the years.  There were a lot of them, most Kramers, a few Charvels, and a hacked up Lawsuit Ibanez Destroyer Explorer copy, and even a Les Paul or two.

[whisperit]

[Max]

[valley_parade]

In that vein..

[jaguarOW]

In that vein..

The sad thing is that this is one of my friends's dream guitar

not mine though, i think that its horrendous