Frank Stallone Guitars

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Frank Stallone Guitars

Post by Danley » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:20 pm

The only question that needs answering has been answered: If you're Frank Stallone, do you call your guitar:
A- The Survivor
B- The Eye
C- The Tiger?

Click to find out!!! https://frankstalloneguitars.com

3 Plans to choose from including the *only* option, the 'VIP Package.' Warning - if you do not choose this option, do not be alarmed if you and Frank are no longer on speaking terms (Alright I must be honest - The standard guitar is $650 , so that's kind of a good deal for anyone disappointed by Fyre Fest.)

VIP - Dinner with Frank Stallone - $999

• A Tiger Electric Guitar (right hand orientation only) with your choice of color.
• Delivery on December 1, 2019 (at a private dinner event with Frank)
• Private dinner with Frank Stallone on December 1, 2019 in Burbank, CA
• Photo and autograph opportunity with Frank Stallone
• Free high-quality Road Runner gig bag
• Free luthier setup to your specifications (string gauge and action, fret dressing)
• 30-day, 100% money back guarantee (return shipping not included)
• Limited to 25 VIP attendees per event
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Re: Frank Stallone Guitars

Post by StevenO » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:24 pm

Can't speak for his guitars, but last time I checked he had me blocked on instagram... :D
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Re: Frank Stallone Guitars

Post by Telliot » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:43 pm

Whose what, now?
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The cool thing about fretless is you can hit a note...and then renegotiate.
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Re: Frank Stallone Guitars

Post by Telliot » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:51 pm

The testimonials are great. George, Richard, and Mike are all super pumped. And let's not forget Cody, Aly, and finally David, who remarked, "This thing is rad, bro!" Hot dog, indeed!
The cool thing about fretless is you can hit a note...and then renegotiate.
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Re: Frank Stallone Guitars

Post by Danley » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:55 pm

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Re: Frank Stallone Guitars

Post by Grey » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:27 pm

Frank has written and published over 200 songs and has written and recorded compositions for nine films, including Rocky I, II and III, Rambo II, Paradise Alley, and Over the Top.

What a coincidence, all films that his brother starred in and produced. Can't imagine how he got that job.
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Re: Frank Stallone Guitars

Post by marqueemoon » Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:50 pm

https://www.billboard.com/amp/articles/ ... -offensive

What a garbage person this guy is.

Not that it should stop you from buying a sweet PRS knockoff he picked out of a catalog.

Clearly all the profits are being funneled into web design.
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Re: Frank Stallone Guitars

Post by burpgun » Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:54 pm

I weep for the mahogany wasted on these guitars.
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Re: Frank Stallone Guitars

Post by budda12ax7 » Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:10 pm

Isn’t this just a PRS copy
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Re: Frank Stallone Guitars

Post by Zork » Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:28 pm

Read the OP. Had a good laugh. Clicked the link. Was somehow familiar with the design of that guitar. Left quick because of the awful website. Asked myself who that Frank guy is. Read the thread. Have just one question left: what the fuck is that shit?
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Re: Frank Stallone Guitars

Post by Telliot » Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:51 pm

Morrissey should sign his guitars and sell them for a profit.
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Re: Frank Stallone Guitars

Post by thenewromance » Tue Oct 29, 2019 1:40 am

what is this I don't even
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Re: Frank Stallone Guitars

Post by Ceylon » Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:03 am

"After testing many different pickups the music industry offers, we chose our South Korean factory’s proprietary Humbuckers as they will produce a tonal pallet suitable for all styles of play."

Uh-huh.
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Re: Frank Stallone Guitars

Post by RuffiansFC » Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:36 am

Telliot wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:51 pm
 Morrissey should sign his guitars and sell them for a profit.
:D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Frank Stallone Guitars

Post by Larry Mal » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:03 am

"Frank's vision is getting guitars to the masses"
Back in those days, everyone knew that if you were talking about Destiny's Child, you were talking about Beyonce, LaTavia, LeToya, and Larry.
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