Yngwie

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Re: Yngwie

Post by Larry Mal » Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:23 am

It's the only thing that makes sense.

And I know what you are thinking. "Is there a Nazi element to this sordid tale, Larry? And what about... eldritch magicks?"

I'm sorry to tell you that new research on my part has indicated yes... and yes.

I'll update more later. If I'm able. Thing thing is big.
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Re: Yngwie

Post by Con-Tiki! » Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:48 pm

Larry Mal , your talents are wasted on us.

Thanks though.
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Re: Yngwie

Post by Larry Mal » Fri Apr 06, 2018 1:15 pm

Aw, thanks. You totally mean that.
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Re: Yngwie

Post by budda12ax7 » Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:56 pm

YNgwie doesn't look that bad next to Josh Home Who is sitting in the chair with glasses pretending to be oh so cool. Come on Josh push the button and turn around. What a shitstick.

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Re: Yngwie

Post by shadowplay » Tue Apr 10, 2018 2:59 am

mbene085 wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 2:40 am
PorkyPrimeCut wrote:
Thu Apr 05, 2018 12:49 pm
Posted on the 1st April.
I thought the obvious splicing was a dead giveaway.
It's hard for sensitive souls to see an April fool when you're just listening to a second or two at a time and treating Yngwie much like an eclipse and trying not to look directly at it. It's also especially hard to root out a joke when both ends of the joke are a fool every other day of the year and not just April 1st.

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Re: Yngwie

Post by budda12ax7 » Sun Apr 15, 2018 8:09 pm

Yngwie has his own orbit.....all things beer fall into his mouth. I heard he is big in Florida.

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Re: Yngwie

Post by Futuron » Sun Apr 15, 2018 11:47 pm

Ahahaha nice. :D The fact that I've seen that concert footage (it's the intro of the 2nd G3 DVD) and am slightly familiar with that TV show means it makes sense to me. I feel for everyone else though, especially people not keen on Mr YJM.

As far as video mashups go, that was very well executed.

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Re: Yngwie

Post by Larry Mal » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:20 am

I guess now that I think about it that does make more sense than my vampire/Nazi/eldritch magicks/cretinism theory of what I was seeing there.
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