Guitars you would like to kill forever.

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Guitars you would like to kill forever.

Post by rrtxoso » Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:48 pm

Not guitars you hate. Worse. Like smash, then dip the pieces in acid, then shoot with lasers, then nuke, then sink to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
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Post by jacobyjd » Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:33 pm

Just about any Zachary guitar.

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Post by Larry Mal » Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:29 pm

Great, I just bought a fucking Zachary guitar. Why didn't anyone tell me that these weren't cool? How could I have known?







I thought everyone was going to think I was really cool.
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Post by jacobyjd » Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:03 pm

Larry Mal wrote:Great, I just bought a fucking Zachary guitar. Why didn't anyone tell me that these weren't cool? How could I have known?







I thought everyone was going to think I was really cool.
Haha--did you really? Sorry to crap on your NGD! :D

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Post by s_mcsleazy » Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:17 pm

there is verry few guitars i dislike to that level. however. im not into overly agressive looking guitars. there is one guitar that really embodys this attitude of hyper masculine agression in guitars. dean razorback.
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Post by UlricvonCatalyst » Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:17 am

I think there are probably more guitarists I would like to kill forever than guitars. I mean, nobody likes a BC Rich, but they're a lot easier to avoid than yr average Satch, Vai, Massiveboner, etc. that haunt guitar circles like a bad smell.

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Post by shadowplay » Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:42 am

UlricvonCatalyst wrote:I think there are probably more guitarists I would like to kill forever than guitars. I mean, nobody likes a BC Rich, but they're a lot easier to avoid than yr average Satch, Vai, Massiveboner, etc. that haunt guitar circles like a bad smell.
I was thinking of posting exactly this but I've probably banged on about my shred hate enough. :D

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Post by Rox » Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:01 am

jacobyjd wrote:Just about any Zachary guitar.

I had to actually look up Zachary Guitars. They're cool. :ph34r:

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Post by Grey » Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:33 am

Rox wrote:I had to actually look up Zachary Guitars. They're cool.
Too bad the guy who makes them is a rectal orifice.

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Post by MKR » Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:08 am

Grey.exe wrote:Image
LOL at this picture.

What the hell is that guitar at the very top? Is it a PRS?

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Post by spook » Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:30 am

MKR wrote:
Grey.exe wrote:Image
LOL at this picture.

What the hell is that guitar at the very top? Is it a PRS?
Looks like a Schecter.

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Post by Telenator » Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:31 am

I'd like to add the Gibson Reverse "V" to the mix here.

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Post by MKR » Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:59 am

there's a music store down the street from my house. It's filled with shit guitars, but what's worse is that the owners have the highest and mightiest attitudes. They are so quick to point out that squiers and even some fenders are inferior quality to the "fine instruments" they carry. Other than a couple low end gretschs and some hagstroms, ALL their guitar are knock off lameness. Corts, Samicks, yamaha's (i've got nothing really against yamaha by the way so i shouldn't really throw them in the mix), etc. And the best part is everything in that store is overpriced. I remember walking out of there in disbelief when i was shopping for a ukulele. and another time when i was looking for a gigbag for a bass.

I'd like to take a chainsaw into that store and dispose of all their guitars. Kill them forever as the title suggests.

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Post by zip73 » Wed Mar 19, 2014 4:07 am

MKR wrote:LOL at this picture.

What the hell is that guitar at the very top? Is it a PRS?
The PRS is under "Sort of a creep". As a former brief owner of one, I can't disagree. It was constructed well & produced a pleasant enough noise, but it didn't feel right and it had no life in it.

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