Guitars you would like to kill forever.
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Guitars you would like to kill forever.
Not guitars you hate. Worse. Like smash, then dip the pieces in acid, then shoot with lasers, then nuke, then sink to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
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Just about any Zachary guitar.
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Great, I just bought a fucking Zachary guitar. Why didn't anyone tell me that these weren't cool? How could I have known?
I thought everyone was going to think I was really cool.
I thought everyone was going to think I was really cool.
Back in those days, everyone knew that if you were talking about Destiny's Child, you were talking about Beyonce, LaTavia, LeToya, and Larry.
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Haha--did you really? Sorry to crap on your NGD!Larry Mal wrote:Great, I just bought a fucking Zachary guitar. Why didn't anyone tell me that these weren't cool? How could I have known?
I thought everyone was going to think I was really cool.
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there is verry few guitars i dislike to that level. however. im not into overly agressive looking guitars. there is one guitar that really embodys this attitude of hyper masculine agression in guitars. dean razorback.
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I think there are probably more guitarists I would like to kill forever than guitars. I mean, nobody likes a BC Rich, but they're a lot easier to avoid than yr average Satch, Vai, Massiveboner, etc. that haunt guitar circles like a bad smell.
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I was thinking of posting exactly this but I've probably banged on about my shred hate enough.UlricvonCatalyst wrote:I think there are probably more guitarists I would like to kill forever than guitars. I mean, nobody likes a BC Rich, but they're a lot easier to avoid than yr average Satch, Vai, Massiveboner, etc. that haunt guitar circles like a bad smell.
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jacobyjd wrote:Just about any Zachary guitar.
I had to actually look up Zachary Guitars. They're cool.
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Too bad the guy who makes them is a rectal orifice.Rox wrote:I had to actually look up Zachary Guitars. They're cool.
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LOL at this picture.Grey.exe wrote:
What the hell is that guitar at the very top? Is it a PRS?
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Looks like a Schecter.MKR wrote:LOL at this picture.Grey.exe wrote:
What the hell is that guitar at the very top? Is it a PRS?
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I'd like to add the Gibson Reverse "V" to the mix here.
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there's a music store down the street from my house. It's filled with shit guitars, but what's worse is that the owners have the highest and mightiest attitudes. They are so quick to point out that squiers and even some fenders are inferior quality to the "fine instruments" they carry. Other than a couple low end gretschs and some hagstroms, ALL their guitar are knock off lameness. Corts, Samicks, yamaha's (i've got nothing really against yamaha by the way so i shouldn't really throw them in the mix), etc. And the best part is everything in that store is overpriced. I remember walking out of there in disbelief when i was shopping for a ukulele. and another time when i was looking for a gigbag for a bass.
I'd like to take a chainsaw into that store and dispose of all their guitars. Kill them forever as the title suggests.
I'd like to take a chainsaw into that store and dispose of all their guitars. Kill them forever as the title suggests.
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The PRS is under "Sort of a creep". As a former brief owner of one, I can't disagree. It was constructed well & produced a pleasant enough noise, but it didn't feel right and it had no life in it.MKR wrote:LOL at this picture.
What the hell is that guitar at the very top? Is it a PRS?