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Watch out for Klingons by Uranus!

Ah, yes, the proverbial dark star of Jazzmasters.

Fullerplast, can you sneak that one onto the next spaceship outta here?  I think the hipster aliens might dig it!

Gill

Maggieo wrote: Watch out for Klingons by Uranus!

Hab SoSlI' Quch! 

It's just all wrong...
The third solar system is 3 parsecs off.
The 2nd nova should be 76.5% full, not 77.3...
Adjustments for perihelion were obviously not made.
And, (what gets my goat the most) Bogus 3 should be 22% eclipsed by Bogus 4.
What were they thinking?

I could go on... ... 

Is anyone of that real?

Is anyone of that real?

Only the Bogus part... 

Cool.

Maggieo wrote: Duuuuuuude, that's the perfect guitar to play while I ride around in my be-mural-ed conversion van and listen to Hawkwind!

Dare you mock Hawkwind?

Personally, I always feel that Molly Hatchet is a more appropriate choice when it comes to conversion vans...

...maybe a little Black Oak Arkansas.

There are billions and billions of stars on the surface of this Jazzmaster, each one not unlike our own star, the sun. Come with me as we journey through them in our ship of the imagination...

Why don't you like my jazzmaster?

Molly Hatchet postdated the peak of Conversion Vans ('77-79), although that whole style of art found its way onto scores of spare tire covers well into the 80s.  BOA more likely, Grand Funk Railroad absolutely.

I never got that whole van thing. 

Ursoluno wrote:

Maggieo wrote: Duuuuuuude, that's the perfect guitar to play while I ride around in my be-mural-ed conversion van and listen to Hawkwind!

Dare you mock Hawkwind?

Personally, I always feel that Molly Hatchet is a more appropriate choice when it comes to conversion vans...

...maybe a little Black Oak Arkansas.

By Robert Calvert's grave, nay! I mock not the mighty Raptorluftband!  (OK, maybe a little.)

Yeah, you're right about the conversion van bands, but they wouldn't go for the spacey JM!

Maggieo wrote: [Yeah, you're right about the conversion van bands, but they wouldn't go for the spacey JM!

Yeah, I guess you're right.

They'd go for it if it had an airbrushed chick in a leather bikini swinging a battle axe, though...

...which is totally going to be my next guitar.

Woah, after seeing that guitar I'm feeling all spaced out!

I am surprised Fullerplast isn't all over that guitar.