"Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Discussion of vintage Jazzmasters, Jaguars, Bass VIs, Electric XIIs and any other offset-waist instruments.
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by andy_tchp » Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:40 am

Sauerkraut wrote:
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This is up for sale on Ebay right now, they want 900 dollars.

8) 8) 8)

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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by Sauerkraut » Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:58 am

And that's not the only one...

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His list of items for sale
Visit at your own peril

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Post by tribi9 » Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:32 pm

Sauerkraut wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 12:30 am
This is up for sale on Ebay right now, they want 900 dollars.

8) 8) 8)

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With a Fender logo? Wtf?
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by Stoopy » Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:14 pm

Those poor things look like they were left in a hot car and melted.

On the bright side, at least he's staying away from offsets.

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Post by Stoopy » Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:19 pm

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This one looks like something I coughed up when I had bronchitis last winter :(

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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by offsets4life » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:40 pm

Sauerkraut wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:58 am

Visit at your own peril
said he, an' i thought "Naah, I got stalked for 15 years, how bad can it be?"
Right?? :unsure:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/FENDER-STRATOC ... SwXn5bgI4P

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Why,Enigma!! Why??

Quote: "Country of manufacture unknown."
Confidence inspiring, hmmm.
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Post by offsets4life » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:42 pm

Stoopy wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:19 pm
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This one looks like something I coughed up when I had bronchitis last winter :(
If it was Seafoam Green, me too. :D

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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by offsets4life » Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:50 pm

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Someone described a Guild S-200 as "an SG that had been left in the sun and melted."

This is what happens when you give a novice woodsmith a router and a whole lot of bad LSD. :fp:

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Post by s_mcsleazy » Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:38 am

offsets4life wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:50 pm
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Someone described a Guild S-200 as "an SG that had been left in the sun and melted."

This is what happens when you give a novice woodsmith a router and a whole lot of bad LSD. :fp:
that is technically offset. it doesnt have an asymetrical waist
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Post by venompstinger » Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:18 pm

antigua finish anyone?

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Post by Pacafeliz » Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:20 pm

...we'll at least he tried...
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by offsets4life » Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:26 pm

s_mcsleazy wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:38 am
offsets4life wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:50 pm
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Someone described a Guild S-200 as "an SG that had been left in the sun and melted."

This is what happens when you give a novice woodsmith a router and a whole lot of bad LSD. :fp:
that is technically offset. it doesnt have an asymetrical waist
But... The top horn is pointy... :D

Gourd, looking at that thing for too long is painful, and I'm not even a huge Strat fan anyway.

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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by oid » Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:25 am

Hi, my name is oid and I like Antigua finishes.
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Post by aliendawg » Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:28 pm

antiqua finishes are a mistake even when done the right way
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Re: "Why did you do it? Why did you do this thing to me?"

Post by s_mcsleazy » Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:59 pm

venompstinger wrote:
Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:18 pm
antigua finish anyone?

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i dont hate it but it is very poorly done and i think if your gonna do a antigua finish, have a black pickguard.
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