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This thread will never die!

Stereordinary wrote:

Hiwatt Bob wrote:Jesus walks on water, Crackwhore swims through land.

Best post ever.

+1
can't stop laughing...

the crackwhore is louder unplugged than sunn o)))

the crackwhore is chuck norris' weapon of choice

crackwhore was on the grassy knoll

Standard Jaguar has a strangle switch, Crackwhore has FORCE CHOKE.

crackwhore did not need to be shipped to germany. she can teleport if you turn the tone down.

s_mcsleazy wrote:crackwhore did not need to be shipped to germany. she can teleport if you turn the tone down.

Teleporting is more for guitars afraid of road wear. More likely she swam the Atlantic crossing with no case, feeding on Great White Sharks, harpooning Narwhals, tipping Polar Bears off their ice floes just so she could gore them.

The crackwhore spends Sunday evenings making soap with Tyler Durden.

hornz wrote:The crackwhore spends Sunday evenings making soap with Tyler Durden.

angela merkle had to personally bury the crachwhore 20ft underground as her screams nearly destroyed the country.

when plugged into an amp: the "Merkel Rhombus" is the only scientifically proven way to protect yourself from crackwhores desctructive feedback waves

I'm starting to think the crackwhore found out about this thread, and all of a sudden it stopped, took all the posters with it into the volcano and they were never seen again, except if you look with a magnifying glass into the tort, you'll see them in there, trapped trying to get out and calling for help, this is the resonance attributed to the CW, it's actually cries for help from the souls of the posters in this thread.....hang on, there's someone at the door, although the doorbell ring sounds more like a 60's E string twang, wonder who's there?

wow it's been 8 years already...
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