Discussion of vintage Jazzmasters, Jaguars, Bass VIs, Electric XIIs and any other offset-waist instruments.
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by s_mcsleazy » Tue Nov 11, 2014 6:15 am
hornz wrote:Apparently, the Crackwhore politely declined Bob Geldof's offer to be played by One Direction on the forthcoming Band-Aid re-re-re-recording.
well this was the demo she sent.
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Jazzmaster_76
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by Jazzmaster_76 » Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:11 am
The 27 club are the human/musician sacrifices necessary to keep the crackwhore from destroying the universe.
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by F15hface » Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:14 am
The arival of the Crackwhore on earth caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, not a comet.
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by therizzla » Thu Dec 04, 2014 9:10 am
The sound of the crackwhores first E power chord is still resonating throughout the earth and in the inner portions of the Sol system. This resonating E chord is responsible for jamming the valve on the ULA Delta IV heavy rocket that prevented NASA's Orion launch this morning.
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reverb.
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by dc » Thu Dec 04, 2014 9:56 am
that's what Crackwhore wants you to think.
in the coldest night / huddled 'round the dying embers
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by Hiwatt Bob » Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:15 am
Jesus walks on water, Crackwhore swims through land.
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by Pacafeliz » Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:32 am
i love delay SO much ...that i procrastinate all the time.
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by Hiwatt Bob » Thu Dec 04, 2014 12:20 pm
Honey Badger don't give a shit...except about the Crackwhore.
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by F15hface » Sat Dec 06, 2014 6:13 am
The Greek Gods used the Crackwhore to cast the titans into Tartarus.
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by F15hface » Sat Dec 06, 2014 6:24 am
The whiring of the TARDIS is acctually the and echo of the screams of the people of Gallifrey as the Chrackwhore torched their planet in retribution for them playing les pauls and trying to remove her tort.
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by lnwt » Thu May 28, 2015 4:34 am
Well that was perplexing.
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by s_mcsleazy » Fri May 29, 2015 3:46 am
lnwt wrote:Well that was perplexing.
the crackwhore works in mysterious ways.
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by MattK » Fri May 29, 2015 4:51 am
SILENCE
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by PJazzmaster » Tue Dec 15, 2015 4:55 pm
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by Stereordinary » Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:47 pm
Hiwatt Bob wrote:Jesus walks on water, Crackwhore swims through land.
Best post ever.
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