"crackwhore" facts

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Re: "crackwhore" facts

Post by loveinathens » Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:25 am

antisymmetric wrote:
loveinathens wrote:Pat, I think I found a build vid from when they were making the pickguard.

http://io9.com/what-lava-looks-like-whe ... -615928722
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Post by Kinosness » Sat Jul 06, 2013 4:23 am

StevePirates wrote:CW's A string sets the standard for "A". It's only 440 because that's what the CW currently vibrates at.
Pat has to call the International Bureau for Weights and Measures every day to tell them the current frequency of A.
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Post by StevePirates » Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:56 am

Kinosness wrote:
Pat has to call the International Bureau for Weights and Measures every day to tell them the current frequency of A.
He accomplishes this by strumming an Aminor. The sound reverberates out to IBWM who adjust accordingly.
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Post by s_mcsleazy » Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:47 pm

the girl from hard candy would later become the crackwhore
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Post by croatan » Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:10 pm

if the CW truly resonates A at 440, that makes it the container for the reincarnated spirit of Josef Goebbels, who set the 440 standard away from the natural standard a of 435
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Post by TWood » Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:42 pm

Some say the crackwhore resonates at such a frequency that it causes all type 1 fender marauders to spontaniously combust, hence why they couldn't be put into production...
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Post by TWood » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:42 pm

Some say that the crackwhore narrated the birth of Morgan Freeman
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Post by TWood » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:45 pm

Some say that if you grind up the tort of the crackwhore and snort it, you will forever sing like Louis Armstrong
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Post by Pacafeliz » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:27 am

bandofdan wrote:could be cool

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Post by apreswho » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:17 am

TWood wrote:Some say that the crackwhore narrated the birth of Morgan Freeman

This made me laugh out loud, well played!
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Post by s_mcsleazy » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:35 am

apreswho wrote:
TWood wrote:Some say that the crackwhore narrated the birth of Morgan Freeman

This made me laugh out loud, well played!
well played indeed
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Post by bandofdan » Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:46 am

Pacafeliz wrote:ok... time to get this done. seriously!
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Post by DaveC » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:55 am

Some say that the crackwhore can snap it's own g string, out of sheer spite.
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Post by hornz » Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:01 pm

I heard that Chuck Palahniuk based Tyler Durden's character on the crackwhore.
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Post by croatan » Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:39 am

I heard the crack whore is what took Snake Plissken's eye.
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