"crackwhore" facts
- s_mcsleazy
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"crackwhore" facts
much like chuck norris facts only with pats "crackwhore" jaguar. lets hear the ones you got.
i heard the mini-bucker in the neck was wound by satan himself.
anyone who touches the crackwhore will become immortal but will also be cursed. however pat is curse proof.
behind the tort guard is more tort
i heard the mini-bucker in the neck was wound by satan himself.
anyone who touches the crackwhore will become immortal but will also be cursed. however pat is curse proof.
behind the tort guard is more tort
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'Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson? Or do you just want me to solder a couple of resistors into your Muff?'
- Ceylon
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
The body and neck are made from solid vintage tort, disguised as wood to prevent turtles from mating with it.
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- s_mcsleazy
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
there are no string noises produced from the crackwhore, only the screams of the woman it was named after
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'Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson? Or do you just want me to solder a couple of resistors into your Muff?'
'Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson? Or do you just want me to solder a couple of resistors into your Muff?'
- countertext
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
Scientists recently discovered in the crud under the tone knob a compound that cures suck. And rickets.
- antisymmetric
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
Which is why it can be played ONLY with this pedal:s_mcsleazy wrote:there are no string noises produced from the crackwhore, only the screams of the woman it was named after
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf-0qO87 ... re=related
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- Ceylon
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
It is actually the only remaining prototype for the "Fender Jaguap" (Named after the extinct animal whose teeth serve as frets on this guitar), a top secret experiment with the purpose to create the worlds most awesome guitar, sadly interrupted by agent 007, acting as a hired gun for Gibson Musical Instruments.
The only finished prototype was brought to safety in a honky tonk down in Mexico, and eventually ended up in the hands of Pat, who made it public here on OSG.
Due to the death of 67 employees working on the project, Fender still to this day denies any knowledge of any such thing as a Fender Jaguap.
The only finished prototype was brought to safety in a honky tonk down in Mexico, and eventually ended up in the hands of Pat, who made it public here on OSG.
Due to the death of 67 employees working on the project, Fender still to this day denies any knowledge of any such thing as a Fender Jaguap.
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
I found some extra mojo under the string tree.
- Pacafeliz
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
MAN i gotta send this pedal to ole pal Aen... it's officially his, no shit!
i love delay SO much ...that i procrastinate all the time.
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
The crackwhore jag is so filthy, it will make a twin reverb sound like a messa boogy duel rectifier that's been smoking cigarettes it's whole life.
The crackwhore can only be string with 14 gauge titanium strings- the pickup magnets will rip out anything lighter.
The pickguard isn't actually tort, it's frozen lava gifted to Leo fender by satan.
All songs played on the crackwhore come out sounding like bleach era nirvana... but grungier.
The crackwhore jag WILL cheat on you.
The crackwhore can only be string with 14 gauge titanium strings- the pickup magnets will rip out anything lighter.
The pickguard isn't actually tort, it's frozen lava gifted to Leo fender by satan.
All songs played on the crackwhore come out sounding like bleach era nirvana... but grungier.
The crackwhore jag WILL cheat on you.
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- s_mcsleazy
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
last time a string snapped on the crackwhore it repaired its self
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- Pacafeliz
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
oh maaaaaaaan!!!!!
i love delay SO much ...that i procrastinate all the time.
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
You've been misinformed - strings don't snap on the crackwhore. BUT FINGERS DO.s_mcsleazy wrote:last time a string snapped on the crackwhore it repaired its self
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
I have also heard tell that the Jaguar bridge pickup was wound with pegasus hair and coated in wax distilled from candles used by ancient Sumerian tribes by an unknown deity (leading to a guitar sound which is in perfect balance between good and evil).s_mcsleazy wrote:
i heard the mini-bucker in the neck was wound by satan himself.
"But this goes to 11"
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
pacemaker wrote:You've been misinformed - strings don't snap on the crackwhore. BUT FINGERS DO.s_mcsleazy wrote:last time a string snapped on the crackwhore it repaired its self
noisepunk wrote:The crackwhore can only be string with 14 gauge titanium strings- the pickup magnets will rip out anything lighter.
- Pacafeliz
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Re: "crackwhore" facts
well ok you've earned now... an OSG exclusive crackwhore porn vid!
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(dang i forgot a shot of the dot markers on the side. i also "filled" them with white "liquid paper", same as the center of the fret markers.
otherwise i wouldn't see them on a dark stage...
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(dang i forgot a shot of the dot markers on the side. i also "filled" them with white "liquid paper", same as the center of the fret markers.
otherwise i wouldn't see them on a dark stage...
i love delay SO much ...that i procrastinate all the time.