"crackwhore" facts

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Re: "crackwhore" facts

Post by Pacafeliz » Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:44 am

Ya hoo!!!

This thread will never die!
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Re: "crackwhore" facts

Post by biro » Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:33 am

Stereordinary wrote:
Hiwatt Bob wrote:Jesus walks on water, Crackwhore swims through land.
Best post ever.
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Re: "crackwhore" facts

Post by s_mcsleazy » Sat Dec 19, 2015 9:52 am

the crackwhore is louder unplugged than sunn o)))
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Re: "crackwhore" facts

Post by biro » Sat Dec 19, 2015 4:01 pm

the crackwhore is chuck norris' weapon of choice

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Post by dc » Sat Dec 19, 2015 6:58 pm

crackwhore was on the grassy knoll :ph34r:
in this land / right now / some are insane / and they're in charge

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Re: "crackwhore" facts

Post by MatthewK » Sat Dec 19, 2015 11:55 pm

Standard Jaguar has a strangle switch, Crackwhore has FORCE CHOKE.
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Re: "crackwhore" facts

Post by s_mcsleazy » Sun Dec 20, 2015 6:51 am

crackwhore did not need to be shipped to germany. she can teleport if you turn the tone down.
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Post by invisible man » Sun Dec 20, 2015 10:12 pm

s_mcsleazy wrote:crackwhore did not need to be shipped to germany. she can teleport if you turn the tone down.
Teleporting is more for guitars afraid of road wear. More likely she swam the Atlantic crossing with no case, feeding on Great White Sharks, harpooning Narwhals, tipping Polar Bears off their ice floes just so she could gore them.

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Re: "crackwhore" facts

Post by hornz » Wed Dec 23, 2015 5:00 am

The crackwhore spends Sunday evenings making soap with Tyler Durden.
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Re: "crackwhore" facts

Post by Pacafeliz » Wed Dec 23, 2015 8:33 am

hornz wrote:The crackwhore spends Sunday evenings making soap with Tyler Durden.
:D
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Re: "crackwhore" facts

Post by s_mcsleazy » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:04 am

angela merkle had to personally bury the crachwhore 20ft underground as her screams nearly destroyed the country.
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Re: "crackwhore" facts

Post by PJazzmaster » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:20 am

when plugged into an amp: the "Merkel Rhombus" is the only scientifically proven way to protect yourself from crackwhores desctructive feedback waves

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Re: "crackwhore" facts

Post by hydra19 » Fri Feb 17, 2017 7:06 am

I'm starting to think the crackwhore found out about this thread, and all of a sudden it stopped, took all the posters with it into the volcano and they were never seen again, except if you look with a magnifying glass into the tort, you'll see them in there, trapped trying to get out and calling for help, this is the resonance attributed to the CW, it's actually cries for help from the souls of the posters in this thread.....hang on, there's someone at the door, although the doorbell ring sounds more like a 60's E string twang, wonder who's there?

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Re: "crackwhore" facts

Post by Pacafeliz » Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:56 am

wow it's been 8 years already... :-*
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