If you feel those urges my Hard Rock Church offers Synthesiser Conversion Therapy that will banish any non-traditional musical thoughts you might be having. By the end of the first session you'll be riffin' the air along to 'Givin the Dog a Bone', free from any desire to listen to Communist pussy music and happy you finally understand traditional gender roles.Larry Mal wrote:That sounds like the kind of music that would keep homosexual tendencies at bay for a little while! Sign me up!shadowplay wrote:More like Howitzers and Roses, like GnR turned up to eleven; more chaps, more bandannas, more cycling shorts, seriously stove pipe hats, more sexism, more racism, more ism's of all kinds and that includes jism, more homophobia, more real man stuff, jeans that aren't just ripped they are shredded, more solos, more tattoos, more bleach, bigger paunches, two cigarettes hanging out of the rhythm guitarists mouth, full on gang of robots sexually assaulting a woman on the sleeve and an absolute refusal to change it for Pussy Wal Mart.Larry Mal wrote:Is it at all like Guns N'Roses?
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