Music that helps you feel sexy?

[Embenny]

I enjoyed watching the sprinkling of serious responses in this thread.

But it'll take years for the emotional scar to heal from Larry telling me that PPAP is too ethnic for him. I thought he was more of an ally than that.

[higgsblossom]

I enjoyed watching the sprinkling of serious responses in this thread.

We'll never know if Larry wasn't serious and he will never tell us what really gets him going. I was serious when I told you about the Nirvana poster - That's where Larry really got me.

[aliendawg]

This thread is 100% real in my mind

[panoramic]

I enjoyed watching the sprinkling of serious responses in this thread.

We'll never know if Larry wasn't serious and he will never tell us what really gets him going. I was serious when I told you about the Nirvana poster - That's where Larry really got me.

I think Larry probably gets saucy from intense arguments, just a hunch

[Larry Mal]

Don't be like that, baby.

[sa1126]

Just gonna leave this right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T21PNwEubcI

[shadowplay]

I used to occasionally fill in for a DJ friend of mine at a fetish club when she had something else on...you never forget your first 22 stone man in a rubber maids uniform.

My 'sex-hey' box was mostly stern german women singtalking over cold minimal wave (like what else would you ever play?) but there was room for more fun electro mating dancing and you can't beat a bit of ridiculous posturing to Sexual Harassment - I Need a Freak which I'm sure Larry has ready cued on his Sex Zune because it snaps knicker elastic at 50 yards.

Follow it up with a spot of bumpin' to Baby Wants to Ride and a very pitched down (more than this by quite a bit) Green Velvet - The Red Light (way too fast without serious pitching) and you've got just the right amount of squelch.

D

[aliendawg]

I knew you wouldn't be able to hold back!! Lol

[higgsblossom]

german women singtalking over cold minimal wave

That describes my roommate‘s taste in music and women during our student years... one problem though: the music doesn’t have any climax. And it can‘t cover your roommate‘s sexual activities since it also has no „loud“ parts...

[mackerelmint]

We all know the sexiest song of all time is Cat scratch fever. Ted Nugent told me so. In person. He said "Megan, this song is so sexy even the fags will be eating pussy tonight" and I was like "well, yeah, Ted, if they're women" and he looked at me funny and then just shot an exploding arrow into some cheap electric guitar and continued playing the show.

That night I slept in a pile in the back of my friend's van, it had KISS painted on the side of it. Nobody fooled around. My friend Ryan was somewhere, I'm not sure where exactly. Not in the pile of drunk, stoned people in the van, though. He's a fag. I can only assume he was off somewhere eating a pussy.

[Larry Mal]

I know- I was at the Ted Nugent show the very next night in my city, and it was there that I learned about the importance of foreplay and cunnilingus and Uncle Ted taught us all how to be committed, patient and gentle lovers.

It would not be a stretch to say that everything I know about pleasing a woman I learned from Ted Nugent albums.

"That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She lookin' so clean, especially down in between
What I like
She come to town, she be foolin' around
A-puttin' me down as a rock-and-roll clown
It's all right"

Later in that same song Uncle Ted tells us "She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat " and I think that's important- a lot of times we can come to take our lovers for granted, and it's important to take moment and think about how lucky you are to have such a wonderful, special person yanking on your meat- so whoever you are, I want you to give your special someone a kiss, don't ask, just slip up behind that person and put your lips to his or her neck and say, "Thanks, you."

Just the other day my wife was yanking on my meat, and I complimented her on keeping herself so clean down in between and she blushed and looked down quietly as she kept yanking- it doesn't do her any good to look out the windows, I've painted them black. She didn't say a word- and she didn't have to.

I later treated myself to a delicious Y-bone steak if you know what I mean.

Thanks, Ted. From all of us.

[jakeisjake]

because we're church people and all (and, apparently, i'm selfish):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_p89GKIjwY

[SadFuzz]

https://youtu.be/xxtoqK0WMtM
No action here, only been legal for a week.
I'd imagine this though.

[mackerelmint]

because we're church people and all (and, apparently, i'm selfish):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_p89GKIjwY

[Shadoweclipse13]

I'm glad I didn't respond. Fucking April fools ... ...