The topless man in tight underpants thread

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The topless man in tight underpants thread

Post by wingnutkj » Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:32 am

Yoko Ono, in one of her many instructional poems/art pieces wrote:Imagine the day when a guitar forum thread could feature a band that has a topless man in tight underpants.
I love me some Cramps, I do, and this live bootleg recently cropped up in my Youtube suggestions (which have improved so much since I managed to convince them I never, ever want to see Chappers or the Captain again). By happy coincidence, I was flipping through the 'C' section in Monorail records, and what was there? Why, topless Lux, in just tight pants and heels, writhing on the floor! I bought it immediately, and it's been doing heavy rotation on my shiny new record player. I can't believe that Gretsch haven't done a Poison Ivy signature 6120 yet. I mean, they could go all-out on the case, giving it the most ridiculously plush leopardskin velvet padding - call it the Lux Interior...

Another topless man in tight pants that I love is Iggy Pop. The Stooges will always be one of my favourite bands, and I'm happy that I got to see them live a good few times before the Ashetons passed on.

One thing, however, that I hope I never need to see again, is the shot in the Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Give it Away" video where the camera pans between Anthony Kiedis' legs, focussing on his pants-clad crotch. Not a flattering angle.

Any other suggestions for good topless men in tight pants music?
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Re: The topless man in tight underpants thread

Post by shadowplay » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:30 am

:D
wingnutkj wrote:
Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:32 am

Any other suggestions for good topless men in tight pants music?
Adam Ant and Prince stepped out in their scants on occasion, though Prince IIRC got himself some proper lingerie bought on easy 38 week terms from his mum's John England catalogue.

I can't find any photos but I remember seeing Fad Gadget live in his pants, so Lux aside he'd be winning the musical aspect of this thread by a margin.

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btw I agree on Ivy sig Gretsch, some right fucking nonentities have been given one just to rub it in further. I've always hoped that she just considers herself too cool for a signature guitar.
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Re: The topless man in tight underpants thread

Post by Jaguar018 » Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:30 am

We've been talking about Toto recently, and this guy didn't contribute any music to that soundtrack, but he's done some of his own work.
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Post by Gavanti » Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:44 am

Les Savy Fav's Tim Harrington could run a room in his skivvies.
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Re: The topless man in tight underpants thread

Post by BlixaFan » Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:41 pm

David Lee Roth (by Helmut Newton in fact :D ) The rest of the band hated this photo lol
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Re: The topless man in tight underpants thread

Post by mackerelmint » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:07 pm

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Nobunny. The time I saw him, he left his leather jacket on but his chonies came down. RIGHT in my face. I was not thrilled. Still a good show, though.
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