When I read that i wondered if it had been dreamt up to preoccupy Trump and keep him away from anything dangerous.
I also wonder if during your Whitesnake gig experience most of the audience could imagine the day when a guitar forum thread could feature a band that has a topless man in tight underpants. I feel this is what those early shock jocks were warning America about during those halcyon disco sucks days.
This makes a lot of sense, surely a lot of the old car component plants have the skillset. That's pretty much the plot to Kinky boots.
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