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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by thedude99 » Sun Mar 25, 2018 5:26 pm

Amateur’s. It doesn’t get much worse than when the Hulkster hits the recording studio.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JfhANM9B0

Although Kim Mitchell get honourable mention.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TqDEbhMXykk
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by mackerelmint » Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:34 pm

thedude99 wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 25, 2018 5:26 pm
 Amateur’s. It doesn’t get much worse than when the Hulkster hits the recording studio.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JfhANM9B0
I think you mean BETTER.

But it does get better, especially when the Macho Man raps.
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by PorkyPrimeCut » Sun Mar 25, 2018 9:28 pm

Ooooph! I've gotta say, that Hulk Hogan track is pretty bad.

I could think about this all day but, for me, Achey Breaky Heart will always be up there with the worst of 'em. You could probably give the cunt a double award for worst haircut too.
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by PorkyPrimeCut » Sun Mar 25, 2018 9:45 pm

windmill wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:34 pm
 Legendary Stardust Cowboy - Paralyzed

Could you critique the lyricsthanks, I've sorta..................got better things to do
That was amazing!
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by Grey » Sun Mar 25, 2018 10:25 pm

higgsblossom wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:15 pm
 Worst. Song. Ever.
https://youtu.be/cbB3iGRHtqA

Enjoy.
Come on, this is hardly the worst "how much is the fish" song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-PmQ3dFQvs
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by jthomas » Mon Mar 26, 2018 2:04 am

Absolutely worst song ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryVh9BuwOs4
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by thedude99 » Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:43 am

mackerelmint wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:34 pm
thedude99 wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 25, 2018 5:26 pm
 Amateur’s. It doesn’t get much worse than when the Hulkster hits the recording studio.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JfhANM9B0
I think you mean BETTER.

But it does get better, especially when the Macho Man raps.
That is amazing. Hulkster also raps on the same album. Search for “Beach Patrol”
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by shadowplay » Fri Apr 06, 2018 2:48 am

I wasn't going to participate because I'm more about what i like but then I heard 'Robyn The Bank - It's Your Birthday (Happy Birthday)' on a tv show soundtrack and frankly it makes My Humps look like Batwings (A limnal hymn) and I'm fairly convinced it was created by the the most evil of security services. It's five levels up from Novichok.

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Post by BoringPostcards » Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:16 am

PorkyPrimeCut wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 25, 2018 9:28 pm
 Ooooph! I've gotta say, that Hulk Hogan track is pretty bad.

I could think about this all day but, for me, Achey Breaky Heart will always be up there with the worst of 'em. You could probably give the cunt a double award for worst haircut too.
My brain was racked trying to think of a song terrible enough worth posting. Achey Breaky wins this contest. Holy shit is that ever a bad song. Ugh.
I think a close number 2 would be Barbie Girl by Aqua.
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by Larry Mal » Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:52 am

I also might nominate this boring this. Fuck, I hate this song.
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by mackerelmint » Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:44 pm

Oh, shit. Yeah, social distortion is a great example of a terrible band that makes terrible music. Them and Bad Religion. Both have "hot" sounding names, something that play at being provocative somehow, but don't really meet that goal. And both make music completely devoid of the things that make music good, like dynamics or vocals that have more than one note.
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by Plumerai » Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:04 pm

another annoying one for me is four non blondes - what's going on.
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by Larry Mal » Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:04 pm

The plodding. The constant plodding.
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by mackerelmint » Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:57 pm

Plumerai wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:04 pm
 another annoying one for me is four non blondes - what's going on.
Well, yeah, that's one of the worst songs that's ever come to pass. I think this sums it up pretty well.

But on the other hand, the he-man version kinda salvages it.
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by Sauerkraut » Sat Apr 07, 2018 3:14 pm

I probably won't make myself popular with this, but... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG7npIiy0Uw
Not bad musically, well-produced and all, but those lyrics... jesus god... They're native english speakers. What in the hell happened?!
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