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Let's get negative, you know?

Post by Larry Mal » Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:25 pm

What's your vote for, like, the worst song possible?

I'll go first.

What do you got?
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by Singlebladepickup » Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:39 pm

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BPCjC543llU

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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by Larry Mal » Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:52 pm

"Workday passes like molasses in wintertime... but it's July".

Powerful opener. You really went for the balls on that one. That's the stupidest fucking lyric I can think of.
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by Singlebladepickup » Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:59 pm

Jimmy Buffett and Alan Jackson don't need mama's permission for shit

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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by windmill » Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:34 pm

Legendary Stardust Cowboy - Paralyzed

Could you critique the lyricsthanks, I've sorta..................got better things to do

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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by Plumerai » Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:51 pm

That life is a highway song from the 90's. I've heard worse but this song really annoys me.

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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by countertext » Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:27 pm

This represents a failure of our society to respect itself. It is also a manifestation, nay, a materialization of the angst and paradoxical Weltschmerz that overwhelmed me as a child in the late ‘70s and early ‘80s.

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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by mackerelmint » Sun Mar 25, 2018 3:37 am

This criminally wretched diarrhea bomb.

I won't even link to the song itself. It'll give you AIDS.
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by Grey » Sun Mar 25, 2018 3:45 am

This stuff posted so far is pretty lowkey, you gotta step it up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hiWeClAk4g

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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by mezcalhead » Sun Mar 25, 2018 4:37 am

Why be negative when there's so much good music in the world?

Having said that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKR49D42-ZU
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by Larry Mal » Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:16 am

Ah, you know, it's just that we talk about a guitar, and then sometimes it turns into "fuck that music sucks" and I thought I'd just put up an actual place for people get that stuff out.

Also, for some reason I had that "Mama Let that Boy" song in my head, and it just didn't seem fair.
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by Embenny » Sun Mar 25, 2018 9:41 am

Jeez, people, looking at this thread, you'd think things made in the last 10 years were actually good.

Let's go with a modern candidate.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by Francer » Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:04 pm

I whiled away a happy hour watching these guys videos, it’s pretty difficult to choose an actual worst one, they’re all dreadful but also rather compelling. This one features them in a more awestruck and refective mood, pondering the miracle of life and the wonders of the world.

“... cats ... dogs ... trees ...fucking rainbows...!”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyVx28R9-s

Otherwise, check out this masterpiece but BE WARNED, this is the uncensored version.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PCJ_e76mz6Q

Enjoy!
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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by higgsblossom » Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:15 pm

Worst. Song. Ever.
https://youtu.be/cbB3iGRHtqA

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Re: Let's get negative, you know?

Post by Larry Mal » Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:35 pm

Back in those days, everyone knew that if you were talking about Destiny's Child, you were talking about Beyonce, LaTavia, LeToya, and Larry.

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